MY MAD DREAM OF AN ESSAY

 Remember that time you ate that spicy shrimp just before you went to bed on the night before the big Party?  Oh, that weird dream you had about the 2016 presidential election.  When you woke up you couldn't quite remember the Extraordinary details, but after reading "On Self-Reliance" and "A Sound of Thunder" it's all coming back to you now.

The dream started badly.  You were in line with your family at a room waiting to be sent to boarding school.  Everywhere you looked there were posters of president-elect Justin Bieber, looking like a crazy kangaroo who could eat a whole heaifer.  

Suddenly, there was Ralph Waldo Emerson telling you, "every heart vibrate to that iron strings"  You realized that you have something to contribute to the world so you decided to change.  But it wasn't easy.  First you had to put on a fancy hat and cat and then you had make a cake to go back in time to the library so you could convince people to learn about the candidates and the global warming.

But right there in the crowd there was a giant bear and it started smiling at everyone.  People started to scream.  You grabbed a frog from a nearby walmart and yelled I believe .  Everyone stopped and listened, so you kept going.

 believe you are truly amazing because you are a walking work of art. Stop lying to yourself and convince yourself everything you keep saying your not. Worthless, nothing, shit, and horrible when reality is your freaken great! Why keep tearing your heart apart why you should be trying to make it bigger! Seriously stop it! You think your mom when be proud of you for ripping yourself apart and not accepting a positive complement about yourself uhhhh I don't think so.....