Friday, September 2, 2016

Satire project

Satire-the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.


 So students need to NOT show their school spirit or pride at school. It's a waste of time and effort like why put your self through getting all dressed up and showing pride. Being involved in school is useless being in a club,sport, or even representing Santa Maria high school is the stupidest think ever. People don't need encouragement when they are playing a sport or having a competition for a club or something. Why even have clubs ? Why doesn't the district change the school colors to gray or not even have any colors. We don't need colors and also sports oh and clubs ! Students should not join or do anything just focus on school and homework. They should just learn and study all and then go home and do more school assignments. 
  School spirit or being involved will not help students later in life, it's a distraction. Being distracted from school which is very important is a horrible descion or thing to do. This none-sense won't help studentswith there career, working, or having a family. High school will later be a blur and will be remembered as just a memory not a great experience or fun time in a life. Just a time were you focused in school and remembered who much homework you had and didn't waste your time at a school event or meeting. Why enjoy your high school life when you have your career in your hands and should study for a test to get one more step closer to a successful future?
  No high school involvement won't just benifit students but also teachers. Teachers won't have to put the extra time into staying after school or worrying about advising a club or sport. Teachers will not have to take more responsibility then what they are paid for. All they would have to worry about is teaching students what they need to learn and give as much homework so they can do better in school. Teachers would only focus on teaching students new things and only important facts. Teachers also won't be distracted from thinking of teaching lessons and grading work that should be graded the day the assignment is due. Teachers will make it a goal to make students lives only about homework and school. Teachers will make students lives misable and show them school spirit or being involved isn't worth the time they put into it. Because again teachers will also prove and show how it's all useless. Students great experiences will happen later in life when they grow up and actually have there head screwed on straight. 
 Parents will agree on this because they want the best for there children. Parents will also benifit from this because they won't have to worry about taking there child to a sporting event, spending money on clothing such as uniforms or spirit gear, and also not have to worry about showing support for there child's school or child in general if there son or daughter was in a sport. Why waste time on money when children should be focusing in school do they can make money and save time for there career? Students shouldn't have to worry about anything else and also parents shouldn't be worrying about anything else just buying pencils and paper not athletic gear, spirit wear, or sporting gear. Parents will appreciate saving money, gas,and time. Students will thank teachers, parents, and themselves for not being envolved in clubs, sports , and the community. Because not wasting time on enjoying there teenage life and having fun in high school but instead looking forward to going to college and later making money and also worry about paying bills and feeding there family. School spirit  or being involved is not worth the time and effort because high school schools and students don't need it, what they do need is to learn. 
  

1 comment:

  1. One word: savage (insert monkey covering its mouth emoji here). I enjoyed reading this :)

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